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分类： 喜剧片 1998

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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    最好看的一部分就是女儿在听了医生的话之后，回家对妈妈态度的转变开始，试着去理解她，不是否定。不负责任的爸爸，被压力冲塌的妈妈，18岁的女儿。蓝色真的是会让人blue的颜色。女儿演技好好，喜欢看她们两个的母女戏。前面一个小时都很尴尬，突兀。真的很喜欢看陈以文演戏，自然又有意思。

  • 卫昀峰 9小时前 :

    故事背景延伸出的细节很刻板俗套，好在贡献了一组特别的母女关系，还有城市景观。 @2022-01-30

  • 戈哲圣 4小时前 :

    刚开始的铺垫，母女实际情况的反转，借由着疫情大环境下的社会问题和家庭问题，带出来的思觉失调，贾静雯在正常人和发病惊悚期，吃药控制期的迟缓和胆小紧张，都演的及其自然。对手戏的女儿王净，也是一点不输。

  • 冒夏彤 0小时前 :

    这次生病，反而促进了母女之间的感情，取缔了隔阂。这一场瀑布洗刷了我们的偏执。

  • 单于嘉宝 5小时前 :

    疫情下的亲子关系，其实疫情也只是一个引子，女儿的视角出发，感觉会比较偏日常化情节上没有太多波折，演员的演技也在线，就是结尾有点不明所以，但是这是真实改编的故事也没啥好说的。

  • 彩瑶 5小时前 :

    8.5/10.

  • 丑香露 2小时前 :

    这还是属于中岛传雄的影像，尽管钟孟宏的温情没有以前那么冷峻了。

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  • 及俊风 8小时前 :

    感謝鍾孟宏導演，再次有新作陪我過個好年。儘管《陽光普照》帶來的複雜情緒好久才散去，《瀑布》裡生活的艱難、母女間由對立到和解的真摯情感也需要花點時間再消化，但確實是部好電影。“不要再問我你還好嗎，我會想辦法好起來，跟你一起過下去。”對於一個人，一個“瘋”女人，一個母親，一個女兒，有時候壓垮她們的是家庭的束縛，而拯救她們的也是家庭的愛，女性的堅強不可思議。

  • 夏暖梦 6小时前 :

    让女高中被迫长大提前给自己的亲妈当妈真的太残忍了！

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  • 倩梦 2小时前 :

    双女主简直不要太赞。很喜欢主任

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  • 保冰菱 9小时前 :

    喜欢瀑布这个意象，且好喜欢电影里有人唱了蔡琴的歌：“也许雨一停我就能再见到你，也许雨该一直下不停。”

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